I'll allow it.

might be able to salvage that radiator...

Please tell me that they let him out and gave his car back so he could drive there! Please!!!!!!!

Bang... done. I give you the Saleen wonder

Couldn't or "oh no way am I gonna let you pour this on a frikken fire! Let that mutha burn cuz if you touch my (insert your ale/lager/barley wine of choice here) There's gonna be a fight." wouldn't? Burp.

When making a Chrysler Flambe, the first step is to pre-heat the engine chamber to 375 degrees.

Dont be silly. She didn't have that long so she used the microwave.

all those women, om nomin all night and all day, then a volvo wagon kills you in 6 seconds. Dang man.... What 180 pounds of Dy-no-Might with a 10 second fuse???? Come on now, you've set the bar pretty high here you know.

What got me was the fact that if you have ever seen a dog that has been beaten often, they have a "cower posture" where they just kind of huddle and freeze, just waiting to brace for the blows. It gives the appearance of the only thing that kept her from getting hit was being in public. I dont know, but that's what…

Is this a re-release? I feel like I've seen it before...

I think the biggest thing is trying to make sure that there are other options than "screw em. They started it, and the only thing we have are nukes, so let's make'em glow!" With the more advanced weapons, you get to pick and choose your targets with accuracy closer than a map page in an atlas. Some countries are…

If you see the knife, it's too late.

He ain't gonna walk right on that ankle for a while!

Wait a minute... I thought this was a Jalop link... It seems to have taken me to a Gawker page... But wait, that cant be right, it's by Orlove. I'm confused, I mean, this isn't like the "2 drunk 2 care" twit other than female, cute, vehicle related accident. I guess I missed where this wasn't an intentionally…

do you have what it takes to be a Porsche engineer?

I remember going to the Abercrombie and Fitch stores and looking things like desktop crossbows and catapults. They were (were!) awesome places to go look at cool stuff and things that you would want to buy.

Had to do something with all that lead paint.

Kind of small minded of you to say so though.

And you never can tell what might have set him off. Sometimes it's just the little things...

I think your just giving him the short end of the stick here.