You know what, screw all that: it doesn't need an heir, it needs a rebirth. They need to bring THIS car, right here back, right now. DO NOT change the styling, tighten up the lines maybe just to modernize it, but leave good well enough alone! Slap that baby on some modern underwear, and you will have people lined…

I figured that they had mounted slicks planning for a dry track, and he was just fighting the slip every time he tried to add some power. It didn't seem like it was too squirrely on the brakes, just when he was trying to add power.

Was it just me, or did the car seem to be saying (in the finest Sam Kinison)

found one. about half way through, he starts driving.

I always loved the Fiat Spyders... They had such a sweet whine to them.

I think someone needs a lapdance!

stupid kinja

most of him anyway...I heard that some of his best has taken from him making that one.

Is it wrong that I think it would be totally awesome to take one of the to the next cars and coffee, just to park next to the "Pick Your Special Edition" special edition Bugatti?

I would have figured it for "Holy Testicle Tuesday!" but Wallpaper Wednesday works as well.

No, if they had decided to use a 12" black dildo, then it would be labeled an "art installation" and subsequently sold (think 6 zeros, minimum) to a museum and placed on exhibit.

springfield VA, could not see. :(

Does silicon expand as it heats?

Nope, the right solution is to put in a monster sized reloadable Jiffy Pop. Just come by any sunny day, and free popcorn!

"I'm not gonna lie to you, this smells like pure gasoline."

I owe all my fame to the set up man.

"We'll get this baby down, and down safe!"

"Pardon me stewardess, I speak Jive."

Okay, yeah the other guy was wrong, but why didn't the cam driver do a single thing to avoid an accident? I mean, did he not see the oncoming car? Why didn't he hit the brakes even just a little, and duck in behind the other car? Was he that self rightous that he felt that the sheer force of his god given right to…

I wish that I had gotten a picture of it, but I was on RT 66 heading into DC, and I went past a car that had the plate "WELEFU2" If only I had had a camera with me.