In my limited experience, I found that GQ was more douchey/contemporary while Esquire was more foppish/traditional. But, like I said, I genuinely enjoyed a lot about Esquire and I'll probably pick it back up.

Ok. Because the other way would be true for about 75% of all recording artists. In that case, I stand by my Van Morrison selection and also strongly restate My Bloody Valentine and Neutral Milk Hotel.

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I'm enjoying a beer called Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron. Pretty strong brew at 12% abv, but I figured I'd try it since they're pulling distribution from Indiana.

Ah, reading comprehension fail. I thought it was bands whose second album was miles ahead of their first. I didn't realize it meant counting all subsequent albums. In that case:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened to Ultramega OK and Louder Than Love?

I'm going to call this one pretty obvious, too.

Oh, I know how that is. I'm an SEC grad and one of my closest female friends was the social chair of her sorority. Some of the stuff she told me really turned my head. Girls freaking out if they weren't engaged by junior year, etc.

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I'm hardly funny or important enough to answer this with any authority, but it really does come down to how funny it is. Also, it's generally not a great joke if you're just using the tragedy for shock value. Basically, if it's truly funny almost anything is fair game, but jokes of that nature have to be handled with…

Wondo does not belong at this level.

Hate to admit it, but that was a great call. I thought it was a penalty at first, too.

"See, it was in the beef!"

Wow, that's great. I was already really amped to check that out.

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From Marquee Moon.

Always a good time for Bob Mould.

Batman: The Animated Series and Rocko's Modern Life for sure.

This whole "seasonal manual labor before starting grad school" thing is cutting my daytime hours to zero. The silver lining, of course, being that for the 8,629th straight day, nobody that I know was killed in South Central LA.

Catchy tune.