Such a frivolous conflict. If Hagensicker had really wanted to quiet things down and reduce weekend activity to a trickle, he could have just signed Williams' house to a multiyear deal.

That's Mike Emrick, considered the best hockey announcer ever. There's a lot more to calling a game than a goal call. You should listen to him sometime. He's incredible.

Oh please. Cut the shit. What do you want from me? What is the proper course of action here? For me to inject race into every single thing I do? For me to see Sherman and think "I can't criticize you or compliment you because it's racist. I'm white, therefore I literally cannot evaluate you as a human being"? Because…

Just playing devil's advocate here, can you discuss why you don't find her explanation credible?

Come on, Deadspin. If I wanted nauseating footage of sports figures going through pi in 5 seconds, I'd be back on Prince Fielder's paysite.

Blown lead? Totally not your fault.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.