True...Hillary’s ads that simply play recorded clips spoken by Trump are mean and obviously untrue. Poor Guy.

I have property in one of those slums she worked in. It’s the best slum, the wealthiest slum.

No, it’s not. It’s a million times more respectable and reliable than anything we have in the states.

I will never not be uncomfortable with seeing “nig” in type. Like, I can take the whole word, but the contraction hits my ear even more worse. “Nig moderator”? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

What? Al Jazeera is a global News network. When I was an Analyst in the Marine Corps I found more honest reporting from them then anyone in the World.

Two Dons don’t make it right 

“Skittles are candy. Refugees are people. We don’t feel it’s an appropriate analogy. We will respectfully refrain from further commentary as anything we say could be misinterpreted as marketing.”

Change that to “America: you have just two skittles to choose from and the Orange one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.”

If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you three would kill you. Would you take a handful?

Yep. Anoraks and trainspotters exist in every fandom and for any conceivable hobby. But I’m not surprised Colbert’s fantasy of choice is about cuddly, jolly, peace-loving faerie folk battling endless waves of faceless, swarthy bogeys manfully and against all odds.

Well, I am very,very black and I can name them. I can also name all of the Primarchs, Legion Number,and Worlds of Rediscovery from Warhammer 40K. A nerd is a nerd.

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

Ouch. He should channel his hair time into finding Pokemon or something because it is NOT working out for him.

You’re wrong. It’s clearly a Beyhound.

Attention Black People:

+1 (that’s how it works right?)

Glad to see you here Hamilton!

I find it weird when white people are open enough in their racism to hate on Beyoncé. I mean, as far as public figures go, she’s pretty wholesome as well as being obviously talented as all hell, and everyone’s suburban mom loves her music. But, like, even she’s still all terrifyingly BLACK to a fair percentage of the…