Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

huh, we did not know that existed when we assigned this to A Man; i don’t really read the toast. oh well, i like ours better anyway!

the Cuban sandwich is not from Cuba. It’s from Tampa.

Know what this place needs? A GODDAMN REVOLUTION! FUCK THIS NON CUBAN SANDWICH DAY BULLSHIT! FROM NOW ON, LET'S MAKE EVERY DAY CUBAN SANDWICH DAY! ATT-I-CA! ATT-I-CA! ATT-I-CA!

Dammit. Now I have to walk outside in this heat and get one....(and croquetas, and a cortadito). Going to take a week of gym to work it off as well. Curse you, Burke....

I’m also amused at Limbaugh’s insane comments in the last few days about an invasion of lesbian farmers. Er, what is going on there? Too many drugs on his part? He fell asleep watching porn and got all mixed up in the morning? What?

Mmmmhmmm, that’s the stuff... I nearly started tapping my veins waiting for the story to load.

This may not be exactly what you’re looking for, but here is Limbaugh (RUSH FUCKING LIMBAUGH!!!!) laughing at Coulter: http://www.mediaite.com/online/rush-li…

Because I am a fractious child wanting more, can someone please write up today’s glorious Ann Coulter FuckBazaar of 2016? I could really use a good old-fashioned gloat.

So, you don’t have a car, a journalism degree, or grandmothers. Do you have a football team?

Way ahead of you. They love their alchemy lessons.

This jumped out at me:

If I were going to a suspect neighborhood, Ben Carson is who I would want with me. He’s cool enough to joke while being held at knifepoint, after all.

Can’t wait for when he blames Black Lives Matter for all of their woes. Should be a fun discussion.

Peter Cetera is and always will be the heart of Chicago.

Say what you will about CNN, but their ability to hire women who take no shit and have marvelously expressive “are you fucking kidding me” faces is almost unparalleled.

Someone needs to tell Trump that not all black Americans are poor and / or “urban.” It will blow. his. mind.

If Donald Trump wants to make the city streets safer, he and Dr. Carson should stay off of them.

We just had our baby here two weeks ago. It was getting tense the last few months.

RIP Nightly Show. :(