Hey Bud Light, it’s your shitty beer that’s supposed to be absolutely tasteless, not your advertising!

I love when I get to boycott products that are already garbage to begin with.

Neighborhood Facebook groups are no joke

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

I teach high school and I can vouch for one thing: this new batch of kids are fucking awesome about a lot of things. They can be crappy towards each other sometimes, oblivious and callous at other times, but all in all, I would have had a MUCH better high school experience with this generation of kids than the ones I…

THIS TIMES A MILLION!!! You don’t get to be the oppressive hegemony and claim that you’re a persecuted victim!

They don’t have room? Were you sending him home with the Harvard Classics 5 foot shelf? Who doesn’t have room for a Clifford the Big Red Dog book in their home?

If your baby hates being read to, you’re doing it wrong.

Cannot express how delicious shitting on Andrew Jackson's memory would be to replace his stupid face with that of a Native woman's.

Yes! Or Harriet Tubman (she got my vote).

It’s still less terrible than Ted Cruz saying he was into classic rock until 9/11 turned him into a country music fan through its power of patriotism.

My favorite was when Bruce told Christie to quit using his music. Gov was shattered! Seems this usually happens to GOP candidates.

No you wouldn't.

The green grass was my first thought, too! Do they truck it in? Isn't there a water shortage and everybody can only drink 1 liter a day, or something?

I had two thoughts reading this.

If you're planning on going to and/or from the airport, the toll road is free. (They even have a divided section for airport drivers.)

Have some dignity

HOW RUDE!

Is there a place where we can tell them to “Gofundyourself?”

As an antidote to the disgusting act above, may I present something that may give you faith in future generations: