Bro, he saved Katniss Everdeen.

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

I got this sponsored tweet today, which is weird, as I am a dude. Who am I following, that would convince twitter that I am a sexually active woman

Rihanardo. RIHANARDO. DAMNIT, people.

The main character's name is Christian. I am an Episcopalian. I do not want to go to a movie that will challenge my faith.

I wrote this at age nine:

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

lol, I've never been to DC. But I did live in Minnesota for most of my life.

Having to "give peace" to the clammy handed creepo that specifically seeks me out during peace. #RupertsFault

had to serve 6:30 mass 5 days in a row. #Rupertsfault

Can I play #RupertsFault?

thank you duchess, I said that the other day (you know, just the "soaking in it" part, totally different subject) and I thought "gosh, I may be the only one on the planet still jokingly referencing that Palmolive ad!"

agree. i used to be petrified of nuclear war as a kid. my kids, terrified of losing wifi signal.

The BBC's old plan was to air "The Sound of Music" and other "upbeat" movies in the event of a nuclear attack in order to keep the spirits up for survivors trapped in fallout shelters.

It really really is, isn't it? Chesterfield County here!

My friend's daughter does karate, baseball, and ballet. Her brother wanted (and received) a Baby Alive for his birthday; he took that baby everywhere. My (gay) son would be ecstatic if he got Microsoft Office for Christmas (for reals). A friend's (straight) son wears nail polish pretty regularly. My niece hates pink,…

Wow, these are AMAZING. And her face is stunning. Something about her vibe is reminding me of Sophia Loren.

If there was ever a time when "Republicans are dicks, Democrats are pussies, and Kim Jung is an asshole" was 100% accurate and appropriate, it's right now at this very moment.

Um, finally.