For anybody who'd like to read further: My two big sources were The Lonely Empress, by Joan Haslip, and The Reluctant Empress, by Brigitte Hamann. If you're curious about the Habsburgs more generally (and really they are FASCINATING, the most important royal family nobody gives a shit about anymore) check out The…

My first introduction to Sisi was through the "Royal Diaries" on her. Stuff You Missed in History Class also has a pretty good episode devoted to her.

I will listen to this album until the mountains crumble into the sea and Jesus comes again because it is hot fucking fire.

I relate to what she's saying about relationships SO MUCH. Being an accomplished woman comes with a lot of relationship challenges. My ex husband did not have the confidence to handle my awesomeness. He, then an MP SGT in the army, would constantly tell me that I should leave him for a Special Forces officer. Things…

We got bored with dominating the world's tracks so now we're moving on to swimming pools. Coming for that ass Phelps!!

NO one can beat this dream-team!

like why is she oily

I ache with sympathy. Jeans can be bad no matter what, but at least I have a layer of protection.

Oh, sure, it's just me hangin' out in a barren, dingy room with a rusty radiator, ya know, jeans scrunched down so's I can barely move my legs and my bare ass and bits on a slippery, possibly questionable leather armchair that's the only place to sit 'cept the floor (splinters!) or what looks like a janky bathtub off…

The truth of the pictures: if you're wearing jeans without underwear, sometimes, they really rub your vagina wrong. She isn't trying to be sexy, she is in pain.

If it's perfume or underwear, sure bring on the nudity. But with denim it's ALL about the ass. Show me an ass covered in denim, if it looks hot (with well proportioned back pockets), then hell yes I'm going to actually want to try them on. Yeah it's important to feel sexy in your own skin, but I want a pair of jeans,…

Tee-hee........WANG!

My three year old upon seeing this, "I WANT ONE THOSE COWS!"

who in the hell is Jackie Jormp Jomp? I can't follow the link, the corporation is blocking me.

With all due respect, I beg to differ, Jenna Maroney is willing to commit to the role in ways Amy Adams wouldn't dream.

describing Robin Thicke as "the human version of a white leather couch" just made my week. I like to think of him, along with Adam Levine and John Mayer, as part of this three-piece set:

Discount Truman Capote

Well we can't have white men being lightly bruised now can we?!?!??!

Of course Natalie Dormer thinks that, because she is the very, very best.

just once I want to stay in a hotel with a homosexual lobby. I hear they are FAAAABULOUS