Her marrying her abuser doesn't make it totally cool to make fun of her trauma. They made a fucking costume out of a horrific ordeal. But don't let compassion stand in the way of blaming the victim and letting the asshole in the costume off the hook.

Do you normally enjoy ruining jokes with information everyone knows?

Person A: "Knock knock"
Person B: "Who's there?"
Person A: "Banana."
Person B: "Banana wh-"
Ovdanyakad: "Bananas don't knock on doors."

Celebrity Edition!

Twertle.

Hey Jude

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?

I hate his face. It makes me want to push him off of his Segway and let my cat scratch his balls to shreds. While all of this is going on my daughter would be screaming "turn down for what???!!!" at the top of her lungs.

As someone who has lived a polyamorous lifestyle, I'm going to have to disagree with you there. "Cheating" implicitly implies dishonesty, lying, and that you're betraying the terms of your relationship.

i am bostonian. EVERYONE is kid. EVERYONE.

From her accent I'd say she is either from Birmingham or the Black Country (probably Dudley) in the UK and she definitely says "fookin' hell".

"It seems weird that we have to tell white people that it's ok to be white"

Debbie Downer: The 77cent figure is about white women. Black women are at 50cents and Latino women are 40cents

Or perhaps the law should be that men should not have sex with drunk women. Ever.

As unbelievably awful as the story is, I'm really glad that the 11 year old sister talked her into going to the police. She seems incredibly intelligent for her age.

#1 cause of rape? Rapists

You're right. Women of Color have a responsibility to make sure that they're seen as modest and ladylike, since they inhabit non-white and non-male. Because female modesty is in total opposition to patriarchy and has not been used to control what women do with their bodies. Cover up, ladies! /sarcasm

This tweet.