I got 40 seconds in and bailed. I am a coward. I don't care what you think of me.

Meanwhile, the NFL is perfectly fine associating themselves with sponsors like GoDaddy.com, which blatantly objectifies women, nevermind the millions they receive from alcohol companies while doing nothing to encourage responsible drinking. Football is not exactly a family friendly activity, and the Super Bowl is an…

Twin Peaks is honestly the bar by which I judge most atmospheric, introspective TV shows. The only ones that have come close are True Detective and perhaps even more so is Hannibal, which I find understands the inner lives of its diverse cast of characters better than any other. I thought the True Detective season…

Aladdin is also set in the fictional "Agraba" which sounds a lot like "Agra", a Mughal capital city.

Well, I mean yup because I agree with you.

Somebody else counted. It's seven. So. You know, over half of that dozen.

Not only is "dicktillion" a fantastic portmanteau (maybe, that might not be how portmanteaus work), it is so much fun to say.

I think The Graham Norton Show is one of the best we have right now, and we should let more (non recovering alcoholic) celebs get drunk on television.

Um, Connecticuter.

(we now call it the flight deck as no cocks are required)

Let me make this perfectly clear. There is no one in Hollywood I expect less from than Michael Bay.

Twist: the flag is a Decepticon.

In case you didn't get the message that Mark Wahlberg is the All American Hero in this film, there are at least four to five shots of American flags accompanying him in the trailer alone. Just as a reminder.

I wore these things out.

I sort of wish you hadn't told me that.

I can always go for more Uhura dealing and dancing with klingons. For me, best part of the movie.

I have the worst, most violent, horrible nightmares, but sleep paralysis scares the ever living poop out of me. I've never experienced it, and I hope I never do. Nope, I will keep my puppy eating zombies, thank you very much. You have all of my sympathies.

My husband's first language is Punjabi, and it is THE MOST FUN to swear in. The most fun. It's this ripe batch of sarcasm and wit punctuated with loud and round biting words. Teri maan di!

This is actually the most perfect response to this horrible woman.

Big deal, wanna fight about it?