Brown girl, brown girl
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bombing up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Looking for a pentagram
All I see is poor people, they should be on ghetto-gram
You don't get our underground
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I will never not worship this woman. Don't even bring your hate to me. You're not welcome in my house.

So uh. Yea, this thread developed into...something.

I honestly did not realize how intolerable Kathie Lee was until this post.

Hee hee. I love the Professor. But he's a terrible Ph.D. adviser.

Marvel!Odin is such a dick. But Norse Mythology!Odin wasn't much better.

Does this mean Hoda needs a new drinking friend?

I guess he's not technically a "mentor" but he was supposed to be a sort of guide, and he was the worst.

A better phrasing of my "silly question" as you put it, is how can they? They're one big franchise, it should be more collaborative.

I guess I don't understand why they don't want to step on the films' toes? I mean, I would stomp the hell out of all those toes, that's why a lot of the audience is watching this show in the first place. It doesn't feel like it's in the same universe anymore. This show was supposed to tide us over between Marvel…

You seem to be under the impression that the History Channel is still broadcasting non-sensational and intellectual programs.

Well, the term "band" in Hindi/Urdu actually means a tie or a closing. You can say "dukaan band kya" or "the store closed." According to my Oxford Hindi-English dictionary, it's a Persian word, which makes sense, since Urdu borrows highly from the Perso-Arabic.

I always loved that "juggernaut" came from Sanskrit because it looks and sounds like it should be Germanic or Scandinavian, but it's not. Also, "cummerbund" which is Urdu, sounds gift-wrapped for the dandy English.

I don't understand why the Network* would green light a Marvel show and play it safe? Nobody goes to a Marvel film to see stock characters in a stock film. Do they even realize what level of ridiculous audiences are willing to swallow for a good time and intriguing characters? Have they even seen the international box…

Jena Malone has like three extra vertebrae in her neck.

I have a feeling dudes like this like to pretend they have these really high, picky standards to justify their inability to get any woman to touch their penises.

Seriously? Did not know that!

This is a really interesting article. Human sleep is weird. I personally sleep walk/talk, had night terrors as a child, and constantly have nightmares. The worst are my recurring zombie nightmares. I had one last night, actually, and woke up weakly screaming. I blame Edgar Wright, because I never had problems (even…

Are they purposely ignoring the characters' destitute situation in the books? Is this like performance art for them? Are they being obtuse in an attempt to mimic the obtuseness of the citizens of the Capitol? This can be the only explanation.