I know that feel, bro. At least until the next Star Trek movie. Five months should be enough time for me to forget all the horrible, horrible things he did to Sarah Paulson.

*sharp and overly dramatic intake of breath*

I appreciate the fact that the bust he's posing next to in that picture has eyes as hollow as his own soul.

This incredible fantasy becomes even more incredible when you find out Benedict Cumberbatch is an Adele fangirl.

I had glowing opinions about all my favorite gowns from last night, and then I saw Amy Poehler, and it's like all my opinions were sucked out of my mouth into the vacuum of Poehler's Va-Va-Voomness.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.