I guess he does look villainous at some points, but I always assumed Sexual Conservatism was the real villain of this film.

Not sure if Dr. Frank-N-Furter is considered a "supervillain," but Tim Curry is just too good not to share whenever possibly relevant.

Meanwhile, Hiroyuki Sanada is in the background keeping alive the last sliver of interest I have in this film.

I'm pretty certain we're at least going to see Klingons in combat, if not fully flesh-out, speaking characters. That is, at least if the stills from the teaser trailer can be believed:

*sharp and overly dramatic intake of breath*

I appreciate the fact that the bust he's posing next to in that picture has eyes as hollow as his own soul.

Earthlings are their reality television stars. I seem to remember South Park doing an episode on it.

Is it too much to hope that Danica McKellar somehow saves the day with math?

This incredible fantasy becomes even more incredible when you find out Benedict Cumberbatch is an Adele fangirl.

I suspect Jeff Winger and Captain Hook might have the same problem...

I had glowing opinions about all my favorite gowns from last night, and then I saw Amy Poehler, and it's like all my opinions were sucked out of my mouth into the vacuum of Poehler's Va-Va-Voomness.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.