Yeah, I'm not buying it. I don't think they quite possess the intellectual acumen to actually know what parody looks like.

"LOL SAD WOMYNZ NOT GET FUNNY THINGS MY FUNNY MOUTH SAY!"

If you can get absentee ballots sent to Jupiter, I'll totally keep voting.

If you play Mourdock's quote backwards, he is totally saying "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

I'm still furious. Pillow-punching furious.

Ah, now that I think about it, I guess it would. I'm American, and we don't use the term "West Indies" very often. We usually say "Caribbean."

They're really being pushed hard on the Republican party's platform on abortion and this is the result.

I too accepted Godstiel as a perfectly fine reality. Did not see what Dean was getting his knickers in a wad about.

NOPE! No. Nooooooooope.

HA! Very nice.

No, his father is Gujarati, which makes him west Indian. Furthermore, the character The Mandarin is supposed to be half-Mongolian. The Mughals of Indian history are descended from the central Asian dynasty of Timur and Genghis Khan (Babur famously traced his own heritage back to those infamous celebrities of history.)…

Those last few photos made me feel slightly sick.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Spoiler alerts for Season 5 and nearly every Taylor Swift hit single.

I was half-joking when I thought of that, but now I really really want Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle King to be a fully realized character.

Then again in The Hobbit 22-Electric Boogaloo

This is the part where we speculate wildly, right? I'm putting my money on the Eagle-King, and it will look like the Saginaw Spirit Mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle!