And that Cinderella's seem to be attached directly over her sternum...

Since seeing The Avengers, this video is pretty much all I've ever wanted.

Yea, you're sharing the ocean with sharks. But you're also sharing it with whale offal.

Just remember to say the proper words whenever you hand out a slice. "Klaatu barada...nik-phwarkghnsk...."

Keehan! Why you gotta sell us out like that, Keehan? We counted on you, girl. Keehan, we counted on you!

Dafuq is this?!

So I think I'm going to form a task force of liberals in Wisconsin, Indiana, and Ohio to just go ahead and physically sever Michigan from our borders and let it float around in the Great Lakes all by itself. This kind of crazy is contagious, and we have enough of that already, thank you kindly.

It's not truly summer until Meredith's first True Blood recap.

1. I definitely poured some of my obligatory "True Blood" wine out for you, Meredith, during Reverend Steve's outing. You are our sybil, you are our Thucydides, guiding us with your prescient wisdom and superior retrospective wit.

Actually, that sentence is pretty much used as a summation of his thesis. He does go on to defend K-Stew and talk a bit about the established patriarchal nature of Hollywood which I thought was quite heartfelt, but it's not as though this essay is reflective of a person who is in the process of earning his Ph.D.

Anybody depressed over worrying what to grind their crotch upon can fuck themselves instead and grow up.

My favorite is when he says that June is no longer one of his favorite months.

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate the fact that Bette Midler is responding to the zombie apocalypse with the phrase, "...a ball of cuckoo..."

We don't know he's dead! He could be just happily living out the remainder of his old years on the island of Braavos!

Even setting aside the fact that Gwynnie is the poster child of white, upper-class privilege, just because somebody else has written down that word, does not give you carte blanche, even if you give proper citation. You cannot just start quoting passages from Huckleberry Finn at whoever you want, and then be all, "See…

Oh snap. Monotheism just can't help encroaching on the territory of greater Asgardian deities, can it?

Janelle Monae can wear anything she wants and pulls it off better than everyone.

I agree. But I'm hopeful that this movie wraps up Batman's own narrative cleanly, since there does seem to be a finiteness to it.

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble. We accept him, we accept him! One of us, one of us!

That Batman footage was rather lacking in Batman.