Rickeeeey!

OMM is the most impotent bunch of trolling bigots ever. It gladdens me that every time they try to pull something hurtful like this, they fall flat on their faces.

You say you're "tolerant" but then immediately prior to that, you state that homosexuality is a sin. That's like me saying, I am totally tolerant of your fantastical delusions in which an omnipotent grandpa can see everything we do, and does nothing to stop hunger, violence, and sickness. Do you see the problem? If…

I love Sophie Turner and her character. She tweeted a Happy Birthday message to Maisie Williams, and I was like, "Now why can't you two get along this well in the series?"

Granny Smith Apple as the Hulk. Yes.

Oh, that little hat toss at the end! Someone knows how to work the crowd.

That looks ah-mahzing!

I love that episode. Season 3 is also a particularly good one.

*googles kinkajou*

Jesus Harold Christ!

So I just got back a disappointing grade on a paper for a class I was really passionate about, and I'm sorta bummed about it. Also, since I'm nearing the end of my degree, I really wanted to end on a high note.

....(working title: Oh My God, Stop Looking at Me Like That, Dude)...

For some strange reason, I was mixing up Jason Biggs and my wonderful, beloved Daily Show correspondent, Jason Jones, so I was super bummed all day.

Mark Ruffalo, get out of here with your sweetness. Quoting Whitman and planting flowers for your wife and whatnot.

We squeeze the best out of other nations, slap a goddamn bald fucking eagle on it, and make it our own!

I thought it was a scathing satire on Princesses and their finickiness.

Shhh. Baby, you know you had me at "terrifically creepy performance from Michael Fassbender."

Yea, but the identity was not as much of a mystery because his actual crimes were nothing of a secret. In order for Abrams to keep Cumberbatch's villain a secret, he would have to avoid divulging all details.

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I'm struggling to come up with a film that kept its villain secret until the release (that wasn't horrible). I mean, how do you establish conflict in the promos without at least giving something away?