I would love to see pictures of this gathering, since I'll be stuck in the Midwest, pining for all of you.

It would seem he has symbiotically bonded with a chimpanzee.

That post-credits was sneaky!

Oi! You can't just leave that here. I was doing things, important...things! And...there was.......um...

What are you talking about? Self-control is more likely to fail than any contraceptive, I would stake my life savings on it. If there's one thing you can count on, it's human vulnerability and weakness! That's why we had to invent contraception in the first place! Also, us pesky women, wanting to have jobs and…

How do I express my....immense gratitude to you for pointing me in the direction of this...wonderful thing?

Claire Hanks Huxtable for the win, ya'll.

That's a mighty fine point you got there. I, too, am curious how "freedom of religion" translates into "freedom to force you to abide by my own antiquated moral code because I give you a paycheck."

Is it possible for me to feel a deep, emotional connection to an inanimate collection of fabric? By that I mean, I'm in love with that dress. I want to marry it and make it a very happy sartorial object.

I love Luther. And Idris Elba. I have a cunning plan to establish a new world order in which Idris Elba is the standard for optimum beauty/goodness.

I KNOW RIGHT?! IDK WTF.

This is, like, my life's manifesto.

Thank you for posting that, it will prove really useful when I get into these conversations again.

Gah! That's it, Chris Evans, you are now in my top five. You fought hard, and you deserve it, you beautiful specimen of a person.

Watching Captain America for the third time, mostly prompted by this hilarious tumblr post.

Mindy Kaling, get out of my brain!

Misha the Supreme Deity would never have stood for this malarky.

It should also be mentioned that this witch hun- er..."investigation"...is being led by Kevin Rhodes, the Bishop for the Diocese of Fort Wayne-South Bend. The same diocese in which a teacher was fired for her totally private, none-of-their-business conception practices, and the same city in which four kids were…

"Well, I thought he must be one of those other men's crazy uncles that they had chained up for his own protection!"

This story is even better when I imagine it in a Texan accent.