I'm sorry, dude exposes his junk to a woman (in this case, an Olympic BADASS), and he is supposed to be afforded some kind of privacy?

Damn it! Just when I was over bikinis, I get pulled back in! I really, really love the contrasting lines on the two different pieces. And those sunglasses are even kee-yooter from the side. Plus the bow, it's like a complete outfit.

The bear was simply a red herring. The real tension comes when she subverts gender normatives!

It's coming! Just be patient.

As long as she keeps putting out mindless, drum-dominated beats for my gym playlist, I'm ok with her.

You're wrinkling my brain!

Pretty sure Dean is going to have an all-out mental breakdown here soon. I was hoping they were going to frame Dean's reaction as confusion since he is in the middle of a grieving period which he will have to do all over again. People he thought he'd lost (Cas, Bobby) keep coming back, but only what seems in temporary…

Remember kids, if your friends are pushing you to drink, it's only because they're trying to undermine you and usurp your political power. They don't actually like you.*

To quote the photographer, "It was pretty crazy."

I would love it if the GOP picked a running mate that reminded everyone of the fiasco and budget-smashing chaos that was the "Bush: The Sequel" dynasty.

I was on board until the "Drink if Sansa acts like a wet rag."

How could it not be "Porkin' Mindy"? How!? So many missed opportunities.

Oh my god, it's awful! It's just so awful...mhmm.

You shouldn't play so roughly!

Make Michael Fassbender your plaything...

I don't know which is creepier now: that it does care, or that it wants us to think it cares...

It's always awkward, though, isn't it? Trying to explain to an adopted planet that, no, it's not that its birth solar system didn't want it, it's that it just wasn't ready for another planet right then, and knew it could have a better life with a more financially stable, massive star. It doesn't mean it's loved any…

...trying to create hierarchies of fandoms just results in some people feeling unwelcome...

I will not be able to get the image of AndroidDavid examining a lily out of my head. I know you don't care about that flower, AndroidDavid! I was half expecting him to crush it, and then shed the perfect single tear.

I'm distracted by how comfortable those corduroys look on him.