I am notorious amongst my former roomies for somniloquy. I've had several conversations with people, and apparently I'm overly aggressive in my sleep.

If you are going to try to defend Martin's caricatures (which they are that, pains me though it does as an ASOIAF fan to admit that), you should really know the historical realities of what you're trying to justify.

First of all, Martin is American, so it's a bit of a stretch to say he's of "European descent."

The NYT has obviously not consulted Ben Wyatt for their reviews....

Everything I loved about this episode can be summed up in one moment.

FrankN.Stein made the original joke and Strycher produced this very amusing picture.

I know! They keep talking about it, but I never had a sense of it myself.

I've seen a few of these before, but that one of Qarth and the one that includes Asshai and Sothoryos are brand new.

Worst or best idea?

No, you know what, as someone who is hovering at the 4'8" mark herself, I find it really encouraging that people are finally starting to look at attractiveness in a more comprehensive way. Say what you want about Christina Hendricks, but Peter Dinklage's fame and popularity has been a boon for us, and hopefully will…

I was rubbed the wrong way by that tweet myself. Now, anyone who says, "I find Peter Dinklage attractive" is going to be assumed to be doing so to appear quirky.

This just made my heart explode.

That millennial transition was rough. The shift from denim to leather can't be an easy one for anybody.

My body is ready.

Me gusta.

Quoi?!?! $1.25!

My absolute favorite!

"Hmmm....this mandarin orange tastes a little fu—-OH GAWD WHAT THE?! Aw, geezus! Wtf? WTF! AUGH! It's all in my mouth——Vodka! NOW!"

Somebody needs to get you into that Writer's Room!

I'm going to take this opportunity and just give voice to how much I truly can't stand Stefan. He's such an uninteresting character, he wastes EVERYONE'S time, and he is unbearably self-righteous. Gawd, how I hate him.