Oh no... People like this? Why do people like this?

Is this a trailer hitch or are you just happy to see me?

Misleading photo is misleading.

I say you guys here at Jalopnik take a poll on this guy and his terrible excuse for automotive reviews.

Forced induction on a 13:1 compression engine is difficult, and despite the good looks of the vehicle, we haven't found a lot of takers for an open checkbook project.

Pictures of scantily-clad women posing with cars is sexist. Broads hate that.

The V60R is a hybrid now? What a shame.

Mazda should make a coupe convertible version of the 6, and fill the void left by the demise of the Sebring and Pontiac G6.

I'd grovel for one...

This, I want this. Please sell me this! 2.0L 296hp 6speed manual wagon. And a better looking nose as well

I had to settle for the entry level compact jaguar. But it's in black so that's cool...

Tesla Model S. It does about 0 miles to the gallon.

This is not what we would get. Remember the WRX concept?

skip to 3:20 for eargasm

FWD was never considered. It was never going to be wrong wheel drive. RWD means right wheel drive for the Miata.

This is why I don't already have one. But after this I may get one. But it will be as discrete as possible and I won't tell anyone I have it. This guy was no dummy. He waited to view video and see what it showed before he admitted having the camera. Otherwise piggly wiggly might have tried to take it for evidence…

Another day, another reason to dislike power-tripping egomaniacs who think a badge gives them carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want.

Yeesh that's a lot of bugs. Luckily I had been planting basil next to my tomatoes without even knowing they were complementary. I just like them with pasta...

A list of easy veggies, and no mention of green onions? These things are mad easy to grow. Buy some green onions, use 'em for dinner. Keep the roots aside, stick 'em in a mason jar full of water next to the window, and they'll re-grow into something as tasty as ever. Just make sure to change the water every now and…

Yes. So fucking cool.