1.) Volvo V60 R-Design

Man I spent a lot of money as a teen bumping up my 486 to 4MB RAM to play Under a Killing Moon. Love this series, and will buy anything with Tex Murphy's name tied to it.

Well since the answer can't always be "Miata" how about the Miata's bigger brother? The CX-5 has the best dynamics of any of its contemporaries and can definitely baby. It's available with a stick, produces great fuel mileage (for a CUV), and can fit a decent amount of baby junk in the back. We're expecting our first…

It is the only car I know of hat is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

That car should come with a vasectomy and/or a divorce.

That needs to be a blipshift shirt...

That's great news! Now sell me what I really want!

Somewhat like Miata, the answer is always Mechwarrior.

Sorry, didn't think you heard me through my closed windows.

Can it please not be scorchingly ugly? Thanks, Subaru.

10.) Front plates

Nonetheless, I'd do unspeakable acts for that car.

Ladies and gentlemen. I give you… The Audi RS6.

I am going to give a nod to the trusty Scion xB. I bought a used second gen xB three years ago, and I can't really think of a more versatile, competent car you can get for the money. It has all of the advantages of an SUV (plenty of cargo room, great passenger room) with none of the drawbacks (terrible gas mileage,…

And unlike a Unimog it will go 65 on the freeway.

{ sobs }

If the need to FIT in narrow spaces is required, as well as shocking amounts of cargo capacity, good fuel economy, and decent dynamics (for an econobox), this might be your car.

Whoa...Theres a KERS BUTTON!

I'm actually really excited about this- Can you guys imagine this with a Polestar tuning package and this KERS system installed?

"Children of Men"? Sure, I remember that film. I do not remember her, at all.