*produces binder of women he’s nice to*

“Hey Siri, give me directions to Jenny Smith’s house”

For that you can use the (pre-iOS12) Siri command “take me home”. Once you’re in your city, I’d figure you can find Ike’s Sandwiches without further assistance.

Yes, he is.

Approaching mid-term elections. Drop the tapes at the right time for maximum impact.

He’ll be part of the Spice Force.

Yeah, but the opposition party is keeping it all tied up.

Even the Trump/Pence slash fiction?

I’ve successfully been avoiding eye contact with Kathy Najimy for my entire life.

Mmmm.... no.

‘Concussion penalty’ doesn’t quite strike fear in hearts though, does it?

I think he was just tired of waiting for his coal-mining job to come back.

“Past presidents pushed for unleaded gasoline. Who wants that? We want to LEAD in gasoline, so we need LEAD in our beautiful gasoline. It’s so simple.” - POTUS #magassy

People in D.C. have been railing against the press for a while now.

Exactly! And I’m thankful that they’re not for everyone; makes it a little easier to get tickets to their shows :)

Well, that plus countless protests, marches and public outreach by opposition groups.

American late night hosts have no problem making fun of foreign politicians on their shows. Is your problem just that Cohen got on a plane to do it?

Ditto. I had a Gizmodo star in the pre-Kinja day and was never gray pre-Univision. The day after the transition happened, I was mysteriously greyed. And there I remain, my wit and wisdom hidden from the world.

Florida, or ‘Trump Finishing School’ if you prefer.

Mouse trap... something to hold your computer mouse?