“You pedal, but you go nowhere. You are trapped in a state of perpetual flight from which there is no escape. It is truly the most vicious cycle.”

This just needs to have an edit with Werner Herzog narrating the ad to make the journey complete.

+1 Relating everything to Doctor Who, that’s good AVClub Kinja!

It's so easy, a kid can do it!

But that’s not how yellowface works.

Trivia moment.

Laverne Cox

Se7en.  Sloth.

Jokes on all of us - I heard he is signing with the Wizards because Adrian Dantley said he could hook him up with a crossing guard job to help make some extra cash.

Home Depot boxes? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Steal your cardboard moving boxes from the local liquor store like the rest of us, asshole.

damn hard to believe someone who voted for trump isn't bright enough to discern extremely obvious sarcasm 

You’d think he, of all people, would heed Nancy Reagan’s advice to Just Sano.

Wow.  I hope you did jazz hands to reward him for his generosity of spirit.

This is like a Highlights magazine. “See if you can find all the 30s in this picture!”

Drake is a monster. Does no one remember that he used to pretend to be handicapped?!

“Whomsoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” This is what Odin says when he casts Thor out in the original film, so it holds that if you have the hammer you have Thor’s powers, including lightning magic.

But hey: Did you know that Steve could have picked up that ol’ hammer any dang time he wanted to, from Age Of Ultron up to its destruction in Ragnarok?

There’s always a contingent of Jeopardy fans who think any amount of strategy beyond “top to bottom, left to right” is ruining the game. I would like to fight all of them.

Being a racist dumbass is not a mental illness.