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When the roboapocalypse happens, you folks will be the first to be rounded up for humiliating our overlords.

“We’ve located your luggage, the cart was apprehended while trying to cross the Swiss border, with forged registration papers that said it was a Model 3.”

“You pedal, but you go nowhere. You are trapped in a state of perpetual flight from which there is no escape. It is truly the most vicious cycle.”

This just needs to have an edit with Werner Herzog narrating the ad to make the journey complete.

+1 Relating everything to Doctor Who, that’s good AVClub Kinja!

Nope. He’s gotta be drinking his coffee or it’s no $$ from me.

It's so easy, a kid can do it!

But that’s not how yellowface works.

Trivia moment.

Well, A) any guy with that haircut is not vain enough to be doing botox.

Steve Jobs started from nothing and revolutionized the computer industry, the publishing industry, the music industry, the phone industry, and the animation industry, and he created the most valuable tech company in the world and the best animation company in the world. Donald Trump was born into extreme wealth, was

Laverne Cox

Se7en.  Sloth.

It’s like The Big Bang Theory but funny.

It’s only socialism if poor people get the money. If rich people get the money, it’s a stimulus package.

Most of the time they’re inconsequential,”

Democrats always cave. They have no spine. They should have voted on it anyway and held the Republicans in contempt. 

Jokes on all of us - I heard he is signing with the Wizards because Adrian Dantley said he could hook him up with a crossing guard job to help make some extra cash.

Home Depot boxes? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Steal your cardboard moving boxes from the local liquor store like the rest of us, asshole.