Jacob Batalon replied to a casting call for which no specific ethnicity/body type was specified. No matter who won the role, the character still would’ve “spit some funny lines, looked amazed, lived vicariously” (y’know, like basically every sidekick/second fiddle in the history of film).

Definitely a swing-and-a-miss from Tosh when trying to put the heckler in her place, but so what.. not every joke is gonna land.

men are afraid to say words like pussy

No, I wouldn’t. Frankly, that would suck. But if it’s allowed under city regulations, whaddya gonna do?

Well, for all intensive purposes, he’s right.

But unlike Leprechaun, Donald J. Trump will NEVER be “in the hood”

ChristSIS?

Denver, yeaaah!

Yaaay for flexing your power to belittle poor people! Someone who isn’t a complete asshole would have just given them a fine

This is what happens when you hire ‘the millenials’ to manage your social.

Just like genital mutilation and child brides!

Well, their chest protector would be bulletproof and their mask would house a flamethrower. I mean, obviously!

Nah. It’s much more likely that you’ll be able to buy baseball bats with guns in them.

Fuck that. The “teachers should’ve been armed” assholes were out in number, instantly, during Sandy Hook.

And here I was thinking it was all about dick size. I’m now woke.

If your pinky points out in such an odd manner that it could accidentally touch the uppermost top-left part of the Touch Bar, you probably have bigger concerns :P

Jeez, I got my ‘protest pay’ a while back... you haven’t got yours yet? I’d call up the Clinton Foundation and see what’s going on.

you may find yourself groping for the delete key and cranking up your headphone volume, or idly resting your finger on the escape key

Honestly. If a 63 year-old man who Kesha didn’t know all of a sudden popped up and was like “huuugggg meeee” I don’t think she’d have been to receptive.

And who would ever be want to be called a “warrior”, right?