Guys, we all know this is fake news (I can tell by looking at the pixels) and that Bill and Killary were the ones skimming from THEIR foundation. Geez!

Hey, at least some of the Expos’ attendance woes could be blamed on the fact that they played in the Big Oops!

The school could have said no, but they didn’t

Jacket color: NOT GREEN

I quoted “a little crippled” from the O.P., take it up with them.

Yes, they were late. Yes, it’s a little crippled. But it’s here now, and anyone can enjoy it.

nothing Donald does seems to matter to conservative voters

Well, it gets treated as “normal” in the same sense that it’s “normal” for the drunk hobo on the corner to smell like urine. That kind of normal.

That’s just east of The Sunken Place, right?

Scientist

“In spades” isn’t a racially-loaded term at all... has to do with a card game :). https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/in_spades

See, this is what happens when you get Metallica to open your new building. It’s just too much force for all that glass to handle.

Love Braaaains in the Time of Cholera

the anti-gun community is losing their crap. Again, mostly because they have a complete lack of understanding self defense.

The diaper pairs to your phone via Pootooth

“Yes, hello... there’s a Slovenian woman living at 725 5th Avenue in New York City who I believe worked inside the country without the proper visa”