Take big paycheck, deal with big expectations.

Only concerning Scientology would I think “gee, I hope she just has cancer or something”.

Meh. He’s probably been bothered in the loo by people who have no boundaries before, so he wrangles up a bit of privacy.

Anthony Hopkins

The box in the storage room. C’mon.

Americans are now more likely to be shot by a toddler than by a terrorist

“To put it succinctly, Jezebel writer Bobby Finger’s latest comment reply is mostly empty snark”

Pokemon Gold

“We’d heard that the government supplied black people with their cheese. That’s why we were suspicious” - CVS braintrust

I watched this week’s episode, and didn’t take the joke for much more than “see, ‘we’ lost because non-progressive dinosaurs just don’t get the way the country changing. America, amirite?” If anything, I felt it was poking fun at conservatives, and not at the trans community.

None of them had the guts to tell Lorne Michaels they wouldn’t perform

I’ll bet your bottom dollar they asked her to host (and hell, probably Bernie Sanders too back when it mattered). Not their fault if she turned them down.

Whoa. Your comment has reached the lesser-known analysis outrage.... meta.

And it ain’t just libruls! It’s the joorun media I keep hearing about!

Shit, hope the Pepe Fan KKKLub doesn’t find out his attorney is named ((Goldberg)).

How is there not a psych test that has to be passed before swearing in?

Melania is getting up there.

I’d predicted that he’d bail on the campaign on the grounds that ‘someone’ made threats against his family and he was quitting to protect them. I guess he can still do the same once (or before?) he takes office.

He’ll just pretend to have a stroke so he can get out of office and spend the next year holed up in his tower, where he’ll make a ‘miraculous recovery’ so he can get back out in public.

Ryan was just pointing out where they’re going to install the temporary spittoons on the national mall during the swearing in.