I thoroughly believe that a fair percentage of Trump voters don’t even like the guy. But, hey: if you’re a closet racist, what’s better than having the goddamn President validate your racism? These people are too single-minded (simple-minded?) to see that Trump is just preying on their reprehensible character flaws.
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JazzBri
I was previously worried about ‘closet racists’ expressing support for Obama (can’t be racist if you say you’re gonna vote for the black guy!), then voting otherwise. Didn’t come to pass, obviously, so I’m glad to say I don’t share the same concerns as you this time around :)
Given how uncomfortably close this race has become, I’m eternally thankful that Trump’s team is disorganized. I shudder to think where we’d be if they had focus and vision.
Divided the country by pushing for equal treatment of women, gay and transgender people? The only people who feel that’s divisive are those who will end up on the wrong side of history.
My favorite thing about this self-reply is that you waited five minutes before posting it. And I don’t blame you: you straight-manned the entire Deadspin community, and no one could deliver the punchline in FIVE minutes? Disappointed.
This story is the best leak yet.
Probably what you said when they switched from the 40-pin connector to Lightning :)
Probably what you said when they switched from the 40-pin connector to Lightning :)
I think Lightning is in its last days. No reason for them not to include USB-C in the next iPhone at this point.
I think Lightning is in its last days. No reason for them not to include USB-C in the next iPhone at this point.
Logic and rationale FTW!
Logic and rationale FTW!
01101110 01101111 means 01101110 01101111!
Quit asking questions! That’s victim blaming!!
wut
wut
He doesn’t want to be President. This is all just a run-up to Trump News Network: $9.99/mo., backed by Roger Ailes and featuring programming from the best Breitbart has to offer. And a yearly beauty pageant in which Ann Coulter is the only contestant.
Um, that song is by Prince.
Right after “Chapter 9: Befriend Lobbyist”
You can’t make online purchases from your HTC? Huh.
“I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.” - Anthony Jeselnik
Of course there’s a “performance benefit”, in the sense that (for example) not having to battle with your asthma will help you perform better.
Wait: “Four-Finger Robbie”, or the Robbie who lives in the lifeguard hut at the beach?