I lawled.

"Ah, there they are. Right where God left 'em 6500 years ago"

" There's no way I can B two characters mo' clever."

Isn't it the Chinese government's fault for enabling these shitty working conditions? Not Apple's job to take care of this (aside from those they're already employing, of course)... they're an American company, so don't fault them for wanting to have a few more American employees.

These are luxury items, it's not like he can't afford bread and milk. I can't afford a Porsche, but I don't pretend it's Porsche's fault for pricing them too high.

Excellent prognosticating.

This is a smart move by Apple. Once they've created enough jobs to matter, they'll have curried favor with the American people.... and maybe they can ask the feds for a cut on the taxes they'll have to pay if they want to repatriate some of their foreign-held profits.

Robert Englund stars in "Death Call".

My one gripe about the lockscreen: why do I have to slide-to-unlock when I have a passcode enabled? Why not simplify things by having passcode-to-unlock. Having to slide, and THEN type the code is silly.

Right. This way the feds can control the domestic internet without pressure from the international community.

I'm gonna go on a cancer forum, watch for a post that says "you'll feel nauseous after chemotherapy", then hit reply and post "not me, suckas! I don't have cancer!"

Takes a lot of balls to serve a meal on testicle plates.

Why didn't they plan for any such disasters BEFORE they started to drill... y'know, "hope for the best, prepare for the worst"?

Having to parse your post is cruel and unusual punishment .

"close to": nearly 100% (some examples: 97.2%, 98.6%, 95.8%)

Think it through: improved battery power will improve space exploration. For example, imagine the potential if a planetary rover weighed less and lasted longer.

Lemme guess... they'll want to charge me to download the movie, and also upload it for free?

Are you allowed to check your phone during sex?

You mean "Lady Vengeance": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451094/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

When you're 45, let me know if you have the same rebel spirit that you might have had when you were 15.