What's something that you can't do under Obama that you could do under Bush (and please, don't say "buy Buckyballs")?

Meh. I'm just excited for the Li'l Wayne GPS accessory.

What a badass. Here she is in 20 years.

"Now that's what I call hot basting! Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!"

I'm pretty sure that the number of individuals using Facebook dwarfs the number of corporations marketing through it.

Thank goodness. If they'd used a non-period pocket watch or door creak, I'd have been taken completely out of the moment.

Is a "running runner" standing still?

Our household bathrooms were cleaned regularly, yet I never wanted to use the bathroom right after my dad's morning coffee, crap and cigarette ritual was completed. I welcome this discovery.

They DO target the places the rockets are fired from. The problem is, Hamas fires them from populated areas, not military installations. They use human shields as a military strategy; it serves to bolster their propaganda when those populated areas are tragically retaliated against.

This. A thousand times over, this.

Let's hope that Disney and Fox decide that they want to make a metric shit-ton of money and release the unaltered original trilogy on Blu-ray.

Now I'll have to ignore those features on TWO platforms.

Who has Apple sued, aside from Samsung?

I'm gonna patent the process of fixing the patent system. I expect to remain broke.

I wonder how much the Coast Guard will bill Black Elk Energy for their search-and-rescue efforts?

Those who don't take internet writers seriously are those who hold jobs where proper punctuation, spelling and grammar are required.

It's a public picnic shelter.

I prefer riding the subway to traveling to a star in a luxury spacecraft.

Wait.... Sorkin repeats the first question?

Oh good, more processes to drain the battery.