I can’t stop cheering for them now. I’m too far in. What happens if, and I mean, if, in like 50 years, the Lions have some miracle season and make it to the Super Bowl and I abandoned them way back in 2019? I can’t do it! We will have our day!
JayMo
JayMo
Cool Dom, thanks for kicking me in the balls first thing on a Monday morning.
“The Lions won the NFL championship three times between 1952 and 1957. Since then, 18 head coaches have guided them into this never-ending pit of despair.”
Is there any team in any other professional sports (MLB, NBA, and the NHL) that sucks as bad, or worse, than the Lions?
“Ian Rapoport says Luck plans to travel the world.”
In a follow-up story, Ariel was convinced the matter was completely closed, and the story had no legs.
Has Nagy seen the first Ace Ventura? This obsession will not end well..
I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…
Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole.
You must also admire their Lions-like commitment to wasting careers of players who were regarded as the one of the few very best at their position in the league for a time (Andre Johnson, Arian Foster, Mario Williams, JJ Watt...).
What is it with Indiana and murals?
Lets step back a little and look at the situation in basic terms. An employer has an employee demand a raise and then stop showing up for work when he doesn’t get what he wants. What happens to that employee? I know there’s more nuance to it than that, but his current rookie contract is a result of his Union’s…
“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”
If you’re ever in doubt that he’s a shitheel, just remember, Goose Gossage beaned his own kid. From SI, 9/12/1994:
I know that no one can keep up with the now-infinite content on the Internet but I think this article was done on The Ringer two weeks ago: https://www.theringer.com/tv/2019/8/5/20755378/euphoria-football-game-nonsense-breakdown
I see you conveniently leave out that whole “well regulated militia” thing. That’s what we now call the National Guard.
For those of you who haven’t seen Rushmore and also disliked this trailer: Rushmore is nothing like The Politician and you should still see it as soon as possible.