He is REMARKABLY consistent. Do you think he ever writes one of these and then realizes he forgot to call the target a piece of shit, and then panics and makes a quick edit, then breathes a sigh of relief?

Obviously rock, paper, scissors. On “shoot”. Best of 3. COME AT ME!

“Jesus carried our diseases.”

I got it while in China 3 years ago. 36 hours of abject horror and weakness for days after. My older brother was there with me and was trying to get me to let him call an ambulance to take me to the hospital, but I was pretty much hallucinogenic at that point and was terrified at the idea of being at a hospital with…

When, since the Clippers became not garbage, have they had significant cap space (that wasn’t needed to resign their own free agents)?

Haha good call my bad.

It’s downright astounding when you consider the events that led up to it asset-wise from the Pistons’ end:

This is one of those deals where the winner and loser is defined by how you evaluate risk. An above-average starter with one year left on his deal and a mid-first round pick for a guy who could end up becoming one of the worst contracts in the history of professional sports if he gets hurt again, or is a top-15 player…

I was very excited when the Pistons traded for Harris. I had no illusions about him becoming a star, but he’s a good player on what serves as a great contract these days. But he’s a tweener who isn’t quick enough to guard 3s or big/strong enough to guard 4s. He came out of the gate shooting at an unsustainable rate…

A lot of these guys fill out their ballots in these controversial ways just so they can write about it afterwards. The whole process has become so self-serving that it’s no longer about the players or who deserves a place, it’s about the shitty article the voter can write as a follow-up. Make all ballots public, and…

I’m pretty sure you misread the headline.

Every roster is going to feature at least 6 fullbacks. No way each team can field enough wide receivers and running backs on offense.

Rats and eagles for sure. I would also have the eagles airdrop rats onto the other animals. My primary objective is to blind every attacking man/animal. Once that’s completed the battle is pretty much won. As Dwight Schrute once said, “The eyes are the groin of the face.”

There really needs to be a separate category for roles based on actual people - where the success of the performance is judged based on the accuracy of the portrayal. It would lead to a slew of arguments on what should actually be classified as mimicry, but as you mentioned about how biopics clean up these categories,…

Wow even the “normal” people in Florida are fucking crazy.

Ahh thank you for that memory. Miss South Carolina tried to warn us about the impending map shortage. We didn’t listen!

I am so confused by the Syria thing. Does she think that Syrians are black?? That’s what she seems to suggest in the video with the faucet thing and follow-up to it. I’m Arabic and can say with confidence that the times I’ve been called that word the word “sand” definitely came in front of it. It’s kind of a shame…

It even looks like he somehow understands the gravity of the situation and is just waiting to be called upon. I hope Kyle Stephens got to spend a lot of time with Preston and also has a similarly Good Dog (jk, they’re all Good Dogs) to go home to.

Agreed but I don’t think there is a such thing as enough suffering for him. Please fucking prepare yourself before watching this video or reading this article. Actually, probably just skip it. But just in case you want to question humanity even more:

Are we sure we can rule out a Space Jam stolen talent situation? Remember the alloys!!!