You and I have very different definitions of the following words/phrases appearing in the above article:

I’d like to drive around in Unimog with the “high speed” axles.

Dear Volvo,

Nascar has never been a huge fan of Live Streaming.

The want is strong. I would source the same wheels but in a smaller diameter.

When it comes to sheer carbon-spewing excess and utter squandering of the planet’s resources, this billionaire’s toy will rank right up there with cruise ships.

Clean out the interior. I realize this probably isn’t in the spirit of the question but it really does make driving more enjoyable. 

Modern: Well I think I see a Porsche 968 Cabrio (far left sitting across from a silver Ford Escape) so I’ll go for that, reliability be damned.

Yes, it’s a Kugelfischer pump that uses spatial cams that mechanically encode the amount of fuel according to speed, throttle and temperature. When changing the characteristics of such engines, the cams had to be machined (with some trial and error).

Basically anything with the Harley-Davidson logo on it is trash.

The Corvette vacuum sucks.

I too didn’t know who to root for while reading this article.

Youre not wrong, but considering the hideous monstrosities Mansory has been murdering peoples eyeballs with in the past, fuck them too. 

fuck ferrari.

For 25K and the chassis underneath isn’t sorted out?  CP - all day long!

How about a Volvo P1800 or 1800ES?

Both of those look like steaming piles of dog shit.

“absolutely zero function as a usable car.”

I think the first-gen Murcielago has aged quite well; but maybe that’s just me starting to show my age.

wealthy people who want to be publicly be seen as wealthy. at least as far as i can tell.