“Honey, John DeLorean is your father” sounds better than “Nigel fucked me from behind on the hood of an Austin Princess after too many shots of scotch at the pub.”

What’s all this Star Track nonsense?

Shilling, you luddite, socialist, capitalist baiting yout! You conveniently left out Shatner’s crowning achievement as an actor. He was T.J. Hooker !

lol, do you know what the cops do in this country? Google asset forfeiture. The cops here steal more than any other criminal.

Not gonna lie, our 2007 Ford Focus just wont die.

Behold the new Lancia Delta! (in Fiat form):

That’s absolutely horrendous.

That is almost as good looking as that F40 “Redesign” he did.

Here’s my take:

Mans really didn’t want to go to work, I guess

Another stroke, maybe?

Tracy is going to grow up to be some wide-eyed kid’s weird uncle. I mean, the kid is going to go to school, and he is going to have stories.

There’s always that one guy

0-60 speed at 6.9 seconds

This one is very easy... the two-tone 1959 Nash Metropolitan 1500 hardtop coupe from 1988's cult-classic “UHF”. Although, it appears to be in near perfect condition, which you would not expect as it is owned by the lovable-loser of a always-down-on-his-luck protagonist, and is a stark contrast to say The Dude’s ‘73…

Whoever thought THAT was a good use of their time and money deserves to have Jamie Spears as their financial conservator

But what a great way to to exploit the Streisand effect.

If there’s 50 calories in each. And small meal is 4, and regular meal is 6. Then they’re advocating a 600-900 calorie a day diet.

So the “revolution” here is eating disorders. It sounds like a crash diet meal plan ala slim fast pitched as midway between Soylent (food is hard!) and your average meal delivery service.

The vanity plate with “Honoring Fallen Officers” drives walks the point home: this dumbass is either a cop or a cop wannabe. Either way, he can FRO.

If I wanted a Viper engine, I would just buy a Viper. If I wanted a SRT8 with more power, I would just buy and SRT8 and a supercharger. If I wanted a pain in the ass for $24k, I would just buy this. ND.