This is why any good wedding reception has some version of a money dance. I especially enjoy the Nigerian version, where friends and relatives plaster the bride and groom in singles. Quite fun.

Personally, I'm on a mission to love the gays, one at a time. What? Oh you don't mean that kind of "love"? Well, carry on then.

"For a guy who knows nothing, Jon Snow can hang on to a hot chick."

Sharknados are evil villain territory, so unless you have a Ph.D. in Horribleness I'm not sure I believe you.

To paraphrase Rifftrax mocking Tara in Sharknado "Come here gin, mama's home!"

This is slightly higher on the moral ladder than the guy asking for bucks to make potato salad. But just slightly.

But if she had things like "self-esteem" or "a personality" she wouldn't be a blank slate for people to project themselves upon, and live vicariously through.

I'm surprised, their framing and use of light and color looks really good! It's quite pretty. Too bad about it being based on schlock.

People have such strange ideas as to what people look like in porno, it makes me wonder if the commentators actually watch any.

Oh, so someone wants to chop off the floppy part of your sex bits? Now you know how us guys feel!

Oh, someone wants to cut off the little flappy parts of your sex bits? Now you know how us guys feel!

I had a class with a person who literally (and I mean literally in the literal sense) had more "um"s, "it's like"s, and "you know what I'm saying"s than content in their sentences. It was quite exasperating.

I notice how you managed to throw in how you have an amazing labia. Nice humble brag!

A little older, but not much. It's pretty much spot on for their target group.

I know this shit don't work, but dammit, I want my million dollars!

I mean, who among us can honestly say they AREN'T playing the Kim Kardashian iphone game?

If he wasn't going to shoot, she sure as hell was!

"If you pull them up, you might be a better citizen because you may be able to find a job, J.O.B."

Basically. An adult writes a letter, they've got a stick up their butt. A kid does it? So adorable, let's do it! She'll get a mean wake-up when she's 30 and realizes no one really cares.

Don't forget this cool cat! EDIT: you're supposed to see a picture of Billie Dee, Carrie Fisher, and a Colt 45, but fuck it.