The guys at Red Letter Media are pretty much my favorite anythings ever.

Oh you know, they were looking for stuff like eggs, egg cartons, the security tape that may or may not show him doing the thing they think he did. They probably thought they'd find stuff like that.

Oh gross, no! The yolk is hands down my least favorite part. Scrambled eggs, omelets yep all day. But fried over easy? Nope nope nope.

Meh, I meant the whole egg contents really, but I felt the whites didn't have the proper consistency to be sufficiently disgusting.

I read that the warrant was just for the tapes/things related to the egging, but the drugs were in plain sight so it was fair game. But that could have been wrong.

It was just a joke, I swear!

I hate sand! It's course! And it gets everywhere!

A chance to get some of that "cred" I've heard so much about? That's a thing, right?

Yeah, I bet bringing all of that plaster in from Venus gets expensive fast.

They didn't have a warrant for eggs. They had a warrant for the security tapes for the cameras he has, to see if they show his stupid ass throwing eggs all over that guys house.

Maybe those are the eggs the Beibs threw at the house? Watch out, that's not yolk!

When you live in a neighborhood where the mansions are valued in the upper 7 digits, yeah throwing a few eggs is going to do a lot of damage financially. It's not like the houses there are covered in the same shitty off-white vinyl siding that you clean with a hose like my house is.

Go ahead, name them! I won't tell them!

To be fair, Doug's writing is routinely incomprehensible.

It makes you wonder how a post that reads "Ever seen a blog post about a weird sex toy designed to simulate the feeling of a penis and thought, what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those? Probably some weirdo who can't get it from a real person?" would be received here.

"This certainly seems to assume that the only reason to include nudity on your TV show is that it's a chance to sexily parade around sexy bodies for maximum sexiness."

Oh neat!

I like watching him in the show, but his chapters are dull as dirt. Blah blah grab at his neck blah blah my luck blah blah I only tell Stannis the truth blah blah my luck is gone. Rinse and repeat.

Yes, the author is so arrogant, self-centered, and critical, saying she would like an attorney like Bongiorno on her side!

She was in the Three Stooges movie. That's got to count for something.