I'm glad someone is finally talking about this issue! 2012 Oscar bait season was hell for me. My knees still haven't recovered from all of the ballroom dancing, I have a court date in a few weeks for all of that bread I stole, and don't get me started on that slave I bought; feeding him is expensive!

"I'm not saying I'm gonna go on and be a cunt, but I would just be myself."

I imagine you'd have to cheat Death in some kind of game a la The Seventh Seal. CaroMont has a whole game room, where patients play against the Grim Reaper, and nurses and doctors help by palming extra cards to the patient, or distracting Death by pointing in the opposite direction and rearranging the chess board.

I think it has a mature taste, for a mature palate. Also, it goes down smooth. And other qualities associated to good drinks.

No, I mean Dr. 'I like how it tastes, so I drink it' Pepper. It is possible they're the same thing, though.

Actually, I'm pretty sure they're their own company, they're just often bottled by Pepsi bottlers.

The only other ones I can think of doing similar stuff currently are the Kardashians and Lady Gaga. So I stand by my "very off putting" statement.

In other words, it's probably going to be really bad.

There's a streak of narcissism that runs through a lot of things Beyonce does that is very, very off putting. She records herself for her documentary, she dances on and next to herself for her Super Bowl show, and now she watches herself for Pepsi.

The lesson I got out of this: "Don't be an asshole."

After this interview, Brown was observed saying "April Fool's!" while carrying a burlap sack of puppies to a river.

Oh I agree, Nice Guys are annoying. But I still don't think this guy is a Nice Guy. He doesn't covet women, he doesn't crave sex. His attraction is not sexual. That is made explicit. He won't think 'Poor Girl' because that is patronizing, it implies that something about their womanhood is what's wrong. It's not. It's…

He's not jealous of Rob, he feels bad for the women Rob treats poorly.

I wouldn't really say fan fiction, more like a different view.

I'd say he's not a Nice Guy, they have an expectation that their Nice Guy-ness entitles them to something, and he doesn't. That's why it didn't write him as jerking off at the end, that would have implied he expected some kind of action in that encounter, but he didn't.

"I hate my job", I rued, silently to myself. It was a necessary evil. The hours I spent pursuing a graduate degree in Women's Studies meant my availability was limited. Instead of working at an fine organic grocer, or a retro music store, I was stuck tending bar in the basement of this shitty family restaurant.

So, real talk, there's a big difference between seeking to quarantine people and an oversight that would allow that.