Ford Kuga... I'm from Slovenia and Kuga in slovenian means plague ;)

Or pick up a 50-pack case for $30: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Matchbox-1-…

At my office party last week we did a gift exchange and set a $10 limit. I snagged one of these emergency hammers that you can find at any parts store and was shocked when people went a little crazy over it, stealing it from one another and asking where I got it so they could get their own.

If you think a steering wheel cover is a bad gift, then you've obviously never bought an old honda from a lady who never washed her hands.

Nobody wants to get stuck on the receiving end of a gift-wrapped Yugo tie....

Part of the blame probably does lie with the person who sold them the car, who maybe should have gone over the basics of keyless entry rules (which, I freely admit, has some issues) and at least made it clear that there's no way they can get trapped in the car and almost die.

At the same time, these people, Mollieanne, 65, and Brian Smith, 68, seem like they could be any of our parents. Friendly, sweet, and maybe a little dumb when it comes to any technology newer than a Betamax.

Did they try using a coat hanger?

I like the idea, just not Keifer Sutherland.

Give the guy who plays Peter Quinn in Homeland the role, he's awesome.

I think we found what DeMuro needs to buy....

This is my new jam.

This is probably the best:

Haha that happened to my 1st gen. Two people spun my in it's space.

Clunky, badly designed and poorly performing infotainment systems have caused some of the biggest hits to automakers' quality and reliability rankings over the past few years. Perhaps chief among them was Ford's MyFordTouch, one of the most loathed systems on the market.

Just thought I'd share what my brain thought my eyes saw:

seven of which were then sold to unsuspecting customers by Pinky N Brain Corp NJ, doing business as D&D Auto Sales.

Finally, someone posted this, I have always wanted a surplus one to turn into a camper. I know they are heavy, and slow and loud, but I loved them when I served and I still do.

That's only a 'normal' car in the way that the Elephant Man was a 'normal' dude.