Do we really want a guy writing for Jalopnik that doesn't like fluffernutters?

why does that car have a big fuck off bonnet when its only a 4 cylinder?

I hate to be the one to bring a crappy looking wagon/hatchback to the table but dare I say, the 2004 Malibu sedan is better looking than this abomination, the all hideous Maxx?

False.

The Mazda3. The hatch looks slightly awkward, but the sedan is spot on.

If and only if it was pointed absolutely vertical. A degree or two off of that and the projectile goes into a ballistic arc and retains all of its inertia.

crownvic.net members be like "If Ford kept making Crown Vic this wouldn't happen".

They should call the Prius a Bordor.

The final gen Toyota MR-2 SPyder was a phenomenal mid-engined handler and is now as then a true sports car bargain. Yet it is constantly overlooked in favor of the Honda S2000, Mazda MX-5, and even the older MR-2s. In my opinion, it deserves a lot more attention than it gets. If Toyota really wanted to bring back…

CHRYSLER

When was the last time you heard about some getting crushed while helping a (non-elderly) driver park a civilian car? Yeah, try never. There was an LT that was killed ground-guiding an MRAP just this past winter. That's one of the many reasons why I was so happy to have such a good driver when I was TC for a Bradley.…

Dress right, dress!

Congrats to you (and I don't mean that in an internet sarcastic way). I've been through some ostensibly amazing relationships (one in particular that I'm thinking of) that turn into shit relationships and it's not for me. If I found the right lady, I'd readily give up a bachelormobile for a kid. As a fellow…

Do I want one? No. Will they sell a metric crapton to people who want cute/cheap and cheerful little convertibles? Oh yeah.

Lexus SC 430

Sometimes to hit your target, you need a bigger Dart.

The entire reason that people establish corporations instead of sole-proprietorships or partnerships is that they limit liability, both financially and legally, to the people running the company. The purpose of corporations is to allow managers to be more aggressive and risky with business decisions, creating faster…

Precedent in that tie rod ends for some Chevy Impalas were not covered due to being "Previous" GM.

$20 for a handy, $30 if we have to do it in your Cavalier.