And this is where Tavarish keeps the bodies.

You'd think the ability to read would be a required qualification for a Jalopnik contributor.

I'll take mine with a naturally aspirated 4cyl, a stick, heated cloth seats and a premium touch screen stereo please.

That would explain the chock-block-on-a-stick that i always see on the ground behind them.

AT&T's 15% off Fitbit promotion has been live for about a week, but they just added the new Fitbit Charge HR to the mix, if you're in the market. Gizmodo gave it a rave review. [Fitbit Charge HR, $127 with code FITBIT15]

In an interview with The Detroit News Tuesday, Wilson said he thinks GM is holding on to way too much cash. He said that even with an $8 billion buyback, GM should still have $20 billion on hand by next year. He said the hedge funds are “prepared to take our case to where we need to,” but said it isn’t clear if GM…

Honda has promised that the new 276 horsepower (or more) Civic Type R will not only be the baddest hot hatch around, but also the most extreme Honda ever made. How fast will it go? Up to 167 MPH, the company announced today. As they say in Japan, "That's a spicy meatball!"

At least the younger kid was prepared for this.

If I were in the market for a mid-size luxury sedan I would consider it. Then I would remember that I have friends who occasionally sit in the back of my car... and they have actual legs and can't fit in the CTS and wouldn't even come close in the ATS.

Can you get a picture of him near his small car?

AAA takes 1-2 hours where I live. And I live in a very populated area. Changing a flat shouldn't take more than 15 minutes.

I have one at home that resembles a pretzel. Decent is the key word here.

Some manufactures like to make telescoping lug wrenches (I'm looking at you Ford). They make them out of overcooked spaghetti. I cant even count the number for times mine bent before I had to replace it.

V8 Chainsaw!!!!

My friend still throws bushings around his shop for his dogs.

GM made a junk retro car like everyone else just to be "hip". I don't think it was so much about the HHR alone, but how the retro car trend influenced GM to rush a POS to market.

That is the point... you said ON THE ROAD. The old BOF while 99.9% were still drive to and from the mall, they could off-road decently well and tow a boat. The new one is basically and AWD Windstar.

I got half way through the list before I figured it out. It was a confusing question.

The original Insight was a bold take on the Hybrid concept with its incredibly low weight, low drag body shape, and ultra-efficient drivetrain. It's still one of the most fuel efficient cars ever made.

I've been to a lot of bars... but never one with a 2x4 just laying around. What kind of bar were they at?