Did you fail to read the part about people who need guns for their livelihood?

Stop. I’m not a gun advocate, but this is the type of response that shuts down any type of discussion just as fast as “BUT IT’S IN THE CONSTITUTION”.

He may be a douche, but he loves his car and doesn’t deserve to have this happen. The person or people that stole it are bigger douches than he’ll ever be.

Permanently grayed out from Jezebel? Sounds like an accomplishment tbh.

Shit like this gives me a migraine and makes me shove it in the direction of my wife so she can deal with it.
Seriously - school never covered this crap. We were more worried about pineapples flying out of moving trains and the velocity the pidgeon would have after the pineapple hit it. /facepalm

Hey guys, Empulse R owner here. Safe to say I’m stoked that my bike is not an orphan after all, yay parts and dealer support! Quick review from a write-up I did a few months ago:

So the dev’s don’t want this getting out and you decided is was a good idea to post it on Kotaku? Seems like the guy who snuck in and stole food isn’t the only douche bag around. Whatever it takes to get a story I guess.

I feel like I’m losing my mind, here.

I was going to complain about portrait mode, but the effort for a perfect title frame makes up for it.

Completely Camaro driver’s fault, but the work truck guy could have been unnecessarily aggravating him.

I am not here to say the camaro driver was right, because he definitely was wrong but the work truck could have easily prevented this. It’s a good lesson for all of us.

Very cool. 2 thoughts: 1.Fascinating to watch his haptic memory. 2. Makes me grateful for the internet where a generous man I’ll never meet in a place I’ve never been brings me along in something I’ve always wanted to do.

Yes, not listing the M1 Abrams was a huge oversight.

I just Foxtrotalpha’d this thread.

Cuz, turbines.

One Tricky Article That Didn’t Need to Be Written

I think we n eed to explain this joke. Some clearly don't get it ;)

I love cars. I love to hoon cars. These guys are just dicks. Fuck these guys.

Thank you for your brilliant analysis and wonderful contribution to the discussion.