He's just showing support for his absent teammate.

"This isn't impressive, we have two Upton asses" - Atlanta Braves

Holy shit. I barely recognized either one of them without their mopeds.

This is the best damn review I've ever read.

was that close up replay his phone falling in the snow? because please I hope so.

Reverse cowgirl is not usually this dangerous.

Giants running back David Wilson was told by doctors earlier this week that he should never play football again

FIRST!

There wasn't a dry eye in the house, except, you know, one of his.

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

I, for one, think a lot of this is alcohol-related. Get rid of the alcohol and you'll get rid of the problem. Plus, it'd be totally fitting for AT&T to not have any bars.

03/22/14

Good thing Chris Perez didn't "help"....he would've tossed gasoline on it.

What on earth is going on with his left elbow?

Yes. Feminists despise male desire and do everything they can to literally criminalize it while they campaign for fat women to be considered attractive.

Just don't expect power seats if you get the Grand Sport Vitesse. They're manual all the way in order to save weight. I think that's hilarious and so should you.

Would you fuck me?