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    I didn't know Pedro Martinez was now playing hoops in the Philippines. The way that one dude was running from the brawl was just SO PEDRO.

    Isn't it "whoa", not "woah"?

    Isn't the most basic point of having a goddamn GRILLED F*CKIN' CHEESE sammich is to enjoy the fatty, creamy goodness of CHEESE? If I solely wanted to enjoy the nutty wheatiness of my whole wheat bread (next time, try RYE, please), I'd have a different sandwich, and probably feel better afterwards. But to withhold that…

    Kim Sung-il and the rest of both teams were warned for throwing inside. Joe Girardi then stormed the political theater, decrying that "we're not pincushions" and if Sung-il doesn't know how to pitch inside properly, he shouldn't be throwing eggs.

    Followed one today that had this on the frame around the plate:

    Um, there's an extra hole in your face right now. That has GOTTA hurt. I'm only shocked he still has teeth in his jaw

    Luck is 1/4 giraffe. Maternal grandfather.

    isn't this more appropriate for a San Diego search and rescue vehicle?

    Arriving soon: HIT BY A BUS

    Dadspin suggestion: If you haven't done the "Hey kids, race around the house game" before, you're missing out on humor, fights, and worn out kids... all while you sit back with your feet up and your favorite beverage in your hand. With your wife looking at you with equal parts scorn and admiration.

    For months, nearly every night, we'd hear a critter in our bedroom ceiling. Those claws on wood. Oh the nightmares. Started sleeping with a pillow on my head, leaving just enough room to breathe. MONTHS.

    34893) Hit by a Bus

    Anywhere. Seriously. If ever an entire franchise was due for the Witness Protection Program, this would be the one.

    Only a guy who eats Peanut Butter and Cheese sammiches would wear a hat like this with a jacket like that. That's GOTTA be Dickey.

    winner.

    "There will be random snatches." There, fixed. Missed the period.

    Looks like Jets fans chose the "hit by bus" option. <insert joke about not being able to get to Meadowlands by mass transit here>

    If the Jets can't hold Lawn Guyland, then what's their base? Time to move to Nevada and steal those devoted Cowboys fans.

    'Merica's team