David, being a jeep fan, I can understand how you were surprised. In your world of dilapidated jeeps, a uneventful trip of 1,400 in a car with a comfortable ride is an amazing achievement. For most of us, we refer to this as “Tuesday”.

I can’t find it yet, but there has to be an image out there of Patton Oswalt in Big Fan with his sheet of notes.

See (and I’m putting on my evil hat here), if the NFL owners were truly malicious, they would make the Browns take on Kaep, and let the Browns do their shitty magic to make Kaep go away.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

I recently moved to a new city (DC area) and had to find a new general practioner / doctor just for checkups/physicals etc.

I asked folks in the office who they recommended; checked a few out online. Who’d I go with: A practitioner who I found myself who’s internet face was up-to-date, modern, and who had all of their…

It’s one thing to build a robot to beat a human.

Could be worse. Lions hung a banner just for making the playoffs. They didn’t even win their first game.

Stuff like this is why HOAs shouldn’t exist.

You must be new here. If you are expecting reasons why you shouldn’t sink more money than is reasonable into suspect vehicular purchases, you are in the wrong place.

I keep waiting for the thread when he finally buys an 80's vintage Jaguar XJ

That Wagoneer will look amazing towing a non-running RX-7

You should do puffy vests. Because:

You should do puffy vests. Because:

Well, you spend the money to do something you love, and people love to drink.

This may be the single greatest achievement ever accomplished on this site. They should pay you.

Well my word. That truck was decabitated.

Tear it down and build a statute of a real Maryland hero:
That girl that crushed a can of beer on her head last weekend.

No, I don’t think so. It is/was nice to have service recognized and respected when I returned home. Especially as I’m mindful of how poorly our Vietnam-era forebears were treated.

No, don’t be bummed. What he did was the most diplomatic and tasteful compromise I can think of.

Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!