Someone else said it much better than I.

Man, Plaxico Burress is gonna be so made they mad this rule change now.

They’re real... and they’re spectacular !!! (if you get the reference, you’re old like me.)

Yes, but you can fix the tesla by putting in a giant container of rice.

Classic case of misinterpretation. That’s not what people mean when they say, “Install a Coyote up front.”

My goodness, who are you, James May?!?!

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

Based on the username, I think the answer is “Yes, with no shirt, a cowboy hat, and a crackrock.”

Rhode Island Evacuation Plan:

Username checks out

You do that, or slow down so some angry resident with an AK-47 gets fed up with you and starts taking potshots. It’s incredibly rude and exactly the kind of thing that makes us unwelcome, but it’s also necessary.

Slowing in Hawaii too. Multiple teams are forfeiting due to injuries in practice decimating their 19 person squads!

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

This is a bunch of libturd cuck nonsense. There is no division within the Trump administration. Everyone is singularly focused on Making America Great again, and the fakenews PC narrative can’t handle it. Look, here Kushner (left) and Bannon (guess) are at a recent #MAGA rally, does this look like a sign of…

I think the worst thing about Cincinatti is that it allows people to hope for better things before Burfict dickpunches them like the suckers they are.