Well, um, two separate courts and everyone on this website thinks you’re wrong.

HERETIC!

*Waits patiently for the last second to bid snipe like an asshole*

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

Pro tip- dig a hole, fill it with an inflated balloon, then re-bury. Instant beach minefield

“I‘m sorry eh, we have a crane on the way to move the lighthouse, and the coast guard is coming to bring you some Tim Hortons”

Do me a favor and catch your tears in a vial for me. I’ll have those on my cereal tomorrow instead of the usual urine.

I feel like you missed the joke.

I offered some guy from the internet my crapcan XJ for free if he would just haul it away. Instead, after driving half the day he showed up at my house, drank all my beer, and pissed off all my neighbors by wrenching on it in my driveway half the night. Then he crashed on my couch, covering it and my dog grease. In…

I can’t wait to see the asshole’s mugshot. Good work CHP. It’s jerks like this that make it tougher on all the other riders trying to be safe out there.

I know this area pretty well - my brother used to live out there. It really is the middle of nowhere, and there’s tons of open space nearby to build cookie cutter housing / office developments. Kudos to Tooele county (pronounced Too Ill Uh - really) for deciding to keep the track open, since it’s just about the only…

This is an excellent, well made video.

Fuckin’ Mighty Putty that shit.

Is it serious?

If we don’t call one the Battlestar Galacticia we’re wasting an opportunity.

we will literally never know

To put things perspective: it takes 420kJ/kg to heat water from 0°C to 100°C, it takes 2260kJ/kG to go from 100°C water to 100°C steam.

Not really, modern cooling systems are designed to take advantage of boiling, you want the water/coolant mix near boiling point. Phase change is an awesome way to absorb energy.

So does this mean they’ll only finish way behind instead of way, way behind?

Amen, brother. The sad spectacle of that plucky little race car inevitably getting broken in almost every race it entered had to stop. It was just too fragile and small to race on a crowded race track with 3 classes of competitors — none of whom were remotely like it. Also, I’m pretty sure that thing is cursed.