I have a 9 year old, and because I’m fucking clinically insane also a 3 year old AND a 1 year old. There is no combination that doesn’t involve some form of fighting , hitting, tackling, tripping, projectiles, screaming, teasing, or booby traps. Even the fucking one year old goes in for an eye rake at the bottom of…

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Loved how she slowed down and tearfully savored that last stanza:

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

To this day, my father still doesn’t trust power windows and locks due to the poor quality of the 70s and 80s

It was very enjoyable eye bleach for the terrible faster and furiouser.

Not to me! Tokyo Drift is one of the greatest films ever made.

Turbo’ed Nissan streetracer good for 300+ bhp. It was my first experience with turbo lag. I scared my buddy enough that he never let me drive the car again.

That said, I rewatched Tokyo Drift the other day, and that movie remains my favorite F&F-flick. An unpopular opinion, I know.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Yes yes yes times 1000. The only thing I would say differently would be to offer 4X4 as an option (the vehicle already has the provisions, the cost of adding wouldn’t be too substantial). In the end you’d have an absolutely no frills vehicle capable of winter/adverse condition driving. Offering a base spec 4 cylinder…

$70,000 pickups are the main reason I’ve chosen to re-paint my 21 year old Tacoma.

I’m really hoping Trump launches a media network to compete with Fox News for conservative wingnut viewers. THAT will be interesting. Does Fox try to become a real news outlet or will they race Trump TV to the bottom?

Just doing his best JP impression.

The best tits. YUGE tits. Done by the greatest surgeons. It’s a shame every woman doesn’t have tits like these. Sad.

She just needs a variety of context, since she’s only ever seen her dad’s and skeevy husband’s.

So that’s why her dad hates Obama.

I don’t want to go around calling women sluts, (I like sluts they tend to sleep with me) but I will say I have a feeling Ivanka hasn’t seen too many cocks she didn’t enjoy.

@fuhteng: French Canadians though. The sport of hockey, as well as Molson, has made them far more hostile.