I was wondering how long it would take for someone to realize the second part of that post...

To who ever is able to make decisions,

That poor golfer... I can’t imagine what it must be like to perform with so many distractions...

This is tasteless as hell, but damned if it isn’t hilarious!

I was trying to think of something along those lines. This will work!

“human error on settings that the teams have no control over”

Do we have an honorary Harbaugh brother?

For Question 1: Just jack-up the drive wheels and run the car wide open in reverse. I saw it in a movie once, I’m pretty sure it went well...

I’d say he’s a total dumpster fire, but that would be way too insulting to actual dumpsters that happen to be on fire...

His mom...

The truly sad thing is, the scenario you just described is about 10,000x more likely than the hypothetical scenario you’re mocking...

Do I hear a candidate for LS-swapping all the things?

This might be the most perfect auto-correct I’ve ever seen!

This is something I expect to see more of. I’m betting they’re trying to overcome the heat concentration that comes along with focusing the light.

And Davey Allison was killed in a private helicopter crash within two months (either before or after, I can’t remember without looking it up) of Kulwicki. I remembered it because in two months both mine and my dad’s favorite drivers were killed...

NASCAR fans from the early 90’s know drivers should just stay away from private aircraft. It’s just better to play it safe...

I was thinking the same thing. He’s taken some ferocious head shots (notably from his new teammate Vontaze Burfict) while wearing a helmet designed before anyone gave a damn about TBIs. It’s not an armchair diagnosis, but it is a hell of a coincidence...

Wow, you’re taking “LS-Swap All the Things!” To a whole other level!

Given that they were reconfiguring the car, they likely had it disassembled to the point of having easy access to the inline load cells. 

Instrom is just a manufacturer, I was trying to use as generic a term as I could. Realistically all they would have needed was a 5K press (I’m assuming it would be common for an Champ hauler), a standard load cell and a holding fixture.