Dammit, a goatse would be less disturbing than that pic!

Doesn’t really help if the police don’t give a damn: http://kutv.com/news/local/ogden-police-accidentally-donate-pro-cyclist-bike-to-charity

Wait, installingheadrests backward is a thing? WTF is wrong with people?

Just because you’ve done a few track days or even places in some SCCA events, your car’s nothing special. CP all the way!

I saw one in the flesh that was the same blue as the main pic and it was absolutely gorgeous! That being said, the orange looks really good too. I’m just really happy someone other than Subaru is making cars in actual colors instead of various points on a grey scale...

You’re not wrong...

The sad thing is, you know this guy got flamed into oblivion...

I’ve used Transformers as my benchmark on kid appropriateness of Infinity War.

When Optimus shows up and beats ALL the ass is one of the greatest moments! Right up until...

Oh, Lindor is now subject to Wiffle Ball rules where getting pegged with the ball while running the bases counts as an out...

I’m eagerly awaiting the time when my son is old enough for those things. At 9 months, he’s already entertained by Top Gear and loves his toy cars.

I’ve gotta ask, is there any professional athlete who looks derp-ier running than Tom Brady? I mean the man did play in high school and college where he should have run enough laps to accidentally learn to not run like a baby horse learning how legs work...

Ah the intermission, this is something that needs to make a comeback for 2+ hour movies.

Ronin also has 100% more Natascha McElhone, that doesn’t hurt...

I’m guessing it would be considered a “vision obstruction” and is against regulations...

I’ll second that those windshields are AMAZING! You don’t realize how great an idea it is until you have it.

I hope his Craigslist engine swap goes better than mine in my Subi. I had a head bolt strip after re-building the heads after a failure to the timing belt tensioner (long story, there was a lesson learned about replacing EVERYTHING when you do a timing belt). I found a guy selling an engine with a “broken timing belt”…

I’m going to give the edge to the Malibu. We all know that a rental is the fastest car in the world...

I had a ‘93 Loyale wagon years ago. My God that was an awesome snow beater! I still miss it (lost pre-maturely to a dead ECU)...

BTW, sorry for dredging this up. I need to remember Kinja likes to pretend old articles are new...