It’s OK, they’re just COUNTING on FloridaMan to save them!

Replace “DETOUR” with “BRIDGE RAISED” signs...

The left turn marked with the yellow arrow is for the first lap only. After that, they make the tight right turn after the finish line and add the rock garden section.

I think one of the submissions answered your question...

I thought the same thing. I had to do a serious double-take because it looked like they knocked his head out of round.

Hell, Browns fans would just be happy to make it into August before their turn...

My God! Maggie didn’t look that emotionally broken when Glenn met Lucille...

Come on Torch, in addition to the overlord meme this episode brought us our best candidate for President in 2020:

That’s Bautista, not ballista... it’s an honest mistake😀

Because you advocated for logical reasoning, we don’t have time for that talk around here!

And you’re totally correct about the “average owner” perspective (ie. someone who thinks a car should run forever and only require more gas). I look at a vehicle as a piece of equipment used to transport myself and stuff and believe in actually following the check/maintenance schedules in an attempt to avoid needing…

I know you’re being glib but you could be right... I approach it (having 20 years experience in equipment maintenance) in one of two ways: is it replaced or checked in accordance with a schedule? If yes then it’s routine maintenance and part of owning and caring for a car; is it something out of the blue or before…

Things that aren’t consumable (brakes, rotors) or are on a replacement schedule (timing belt, ball joints, spark plugs) or relatively cheap parts that get replaced while you’re doing associated work (bushings, water pump, tie rod ends). There’s a world of difference between a transmission or head gasket replacement…

Yeah, the pricing and relative primitive features are definitely a product of a monopolized market. A lot of the reliability reputation came from the first gens (most notably pre-2000 facelift) when there was still actual competition. Since then, the reliability seems to have gradually declined from “legendary” to…

In my experience, while Tacoma prices are crazy (especially for rust-free first gens) it’s just not all hype... I’ll admit how fanboy this sounds, but I swear it’s true. I’ve owned a first gen for 6 years and during that time I’ve had to spend about $200 for actual repairs (that’s not including wear parts to be…

You’re a complete asshole (and totally someone I’d have hung-out with)!

I love everything about your thinking!

I’m not going to lie, everything about this thing is stupid and pointless but its still about 7 shades of badass!

Nah, Florida and the Gulf Coast are more of the sweaty crotch/taint. The New Jersey, Delaware, D.C. region would be more of the armpit...

Please say she got the joke!